Friday, November 27, 2009

breaking news

P just asked me, "Mom, why are you getting bigger and hornier?"

I am not joking.

ME: Uh, wha?
P: Why are you dittin' bigguh and joe-win hones? [Why are you getting bigger and growing horns?]
ME: Do I look like I'm growing horns?

So, at least "hornier" means something different in his mind, but I'm not sure it's good that I'm growing visible horns, either.

6 comments:

Amy said...

God you make me laugh.

A Jersey Girl said...

That is perfect!

hannah said...

currently peeing my pants. thanks for that! :)

wifemotherexpletive said...

well hey, at least you are a strong and powerful vision in his eyes?! heeheyah.

Anonymous said...

wow- you are turning into a bull or minotaur? I must see a picture.

lizanne

kim said...

Ha. That is hilarious.

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